Monday, October 3, 2011

There is something very wrong with this picture...

Occupy Wall Street Protesters Call For Totalitarian Government, Re-Election Of Obama


By Paul Joseph Watson


Despite their honest intentions, many of the Occupy Wall Street protesters are being suckered into a trap and calling for the very “solutions” that are part of the financial elite’s agenda to torpedo the American middle class – higher taxes and more big government.

Watch the clip below in which journalist Adam Kokesh talks to Occupy Wall Street protesters:


 

The ignorance displayed in these interviews knows no bounds. The protesters just don’t get it. They are calling for the government to use force to impose their ideas, all in the name of bringing down corporations who they don’t realize have completely bought off government regulators. Corporations and government enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship – getting one to regulate the other is asinine and only hurts smaller businesses who are legitimately trying to compete in a free market economy that barely exists.

The zeal for totalitarian government amongst some of the “protesters” is shocking. One sign being carried around read, “A government is an entity which holds the monopolistic right to initiate force,” which seems a little ironic when protesters complain about being physically assaulted by police in the same breath.

One woman interviewed by Kokesh also announces her intention to help Obama to capture a second term. How can a self-proclaimed Occupy Wall Street protester simultaneously support the man whose 2008 campaign was bankrolled by Wall Street, whose 2012 campaign is reliant on Wall Street to an even greater extent, and whose cabinet was filled with Wall Street operatives?

Something is very wrong with this picture.

The usual suspects, mega-rich foundations and elitists, behind the young radicals have also started to emerge – George Soros, The Ruckus Society, the Tides Foundation and the Ford Foundation.

“The belated crusade against Wall Street is even more pathetic as it is coordinated by groups who wouldn’t exist without men like Soros, who made their money from deals that make the Street look sparkling clean. It’s class warfare as a cynical jab at the populist center, the people who mutter to themselves that the Street is full of crooks and so is Congress,” writes Daniel Greenfield.

The thousands of Americans currently expressing their disgust at Wall Street and the bankers who have ruined the economy to the detriment of the poor and middle class should be commended for getting off their hind ends and doing something, unlike the millions who will continue to watch American Idol, drink beer and laugh in ignorance as the country is flushed down the toilet. It should also be added that there is a sprinkling of “End the Fed” demonstrators who truly understand the root cause of the problem.

However, the fact that the majority of the Occupy Wall Street demonstrators are advocating “solutions” which the very elite they claim to be protesting against also want should set alarm bells ringing.

The official Occupy Wall Street website vehemently supports Obama’s tax agenda, again in the deluded belief that Obama, the ultimate Wall Street puppet, genuinely wants to go after big corporations who use loopholes to avoid paying income tax.

In calling for higher taxes on the middle class, the protesters are mimicking the likes of billionaire Warren Buffet. The top corporations pay virtually zero income tax because of loopholes that they have crafted in league with bought off government regulators. Obama’s tax hikes will only impact genuine middle class businesses and middle class Americans earning over $200,000 – with the rate of inflation as it is this can hardly be described as the “super rich”.

As Anthony Wile writes, the protesters are being completely misdirected by their socialist/communist leaders. The real center of financial control is the Federal Reserve and the city of London, and yet ideologue Michael Moore said earlier this week that “ending capitalism” was more important than dealing with the Fed.

Wile notes that the protesters seem obsessed with those who conduct financial transactions, not those who actually run global central banks, the real string pullers.

“To get at the root of the problem, one should be protesting, say, in London’s City where central banking originated. Or protesting in front of the Federal Reserve in Washington DC. These are real seats of power. But the shadowy and excessively powerful and wealthy individuals who have created the modern economic system are quite satisfied no doubt to have Wall Street take the blame. It suits their purposes,” writes Wile.

“It is too bad that the Occupy Wall Street movement seems to be obscuring the larger issues by apparently blaming the private (transactional) sector in entirety for what has occurred in the past few years.”

http://www.infowars.com/occupy-wall-street-protesters-call-totalitarian-government-re-election-of-obama/

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What stupid, dizzy young adults! 'Wall Street' is not 'Big Corporate' (whatever that is and what they think it has done... the word 'franchise' will mess up their whole world...) 'Wall Street' is simply (and as elementary as I can make it) the marketplace where all stores are offered, bought, sold, and speculated upon--a giant 'store of stores', if you will. A Walmart full of businesses rather than Rubbermaid products, cheap clothing, and post-it notes.

It's where businesses fall into competition with others like them, products are naturally compared and culled by the marketplace, confidence in the market is expressed (or not, as in the present), futures are bought and sold, and prices are set. It is the ultimate capitalist 'store of stores'--and it will make a difference in something as small as if you can buy a dish drainer in the style and color that you want, conveniently, at a fair price, and whether or not your husband is needed to work the night shift for a bit more salary.

'Wall Street' is not a corporation--anymore than Walmart is a plastics factory--but you can find Walmart there, like you can find Rubbermaid products in Walmart... and you can't 'take it down' without affecting every single business that is traded there, destroying competition, blowing up pricing, making goods unavailable, unstable, or flat-out unable to be marketed, produced, and distributed.

I can't imagine the devastation... but, then, destroying capitalism has been the Marxist dream, in the end, hasn't it? That's their aim!

What? Do these protestors think people will manufacture coffee pots, iPods, paper to write on, tennis shoes, sandwich bread, canned tuna, nuclear submarine parts, oxygen cannulas, orange juice (how do they suppose people in Montana get it in January?), electric rails, bus on-and-off bells, glass eyes, cement sidewalks, eyeshadow makeup, toothbrushes, L.L. Bean jackets, ice cream, toilet sanitizer, wheelchairs, and egg cartons simply because they are nice people and want to do the world a good turn?

People are supposed to use their time, energy, capital, and lifespan on creating things for other people to use with no greater incentive then feeling like a dandy person at the end of the day? For their whole lives, no greater reward than that?

How good would inventing a toilet brush make you feel? How much time would you want to spend hand-carving the mold, calling 'round until you rustled up enough plastic to pour into it, and inventing a handle, with a few chaps willing to spend their life's time whittling it? How much time is that going to take? Is that going to get that toilet brush to the other side of the world? How fulfilling IS it?

Or pick making batteries, inventing drywall, pouring plastic until you get the best milk strainer, developing the lightest sewer-grate cover to really make some bloke's day easier... You're supposed to spend your lifeblood--all your time on earth--on that? And you're supposed to live in the same house, with the same things, at the same standard standard-of-living as every single other standard person around you... for the rest of your life... like that?

And it really doesn't matter if you're pouring Angry Birds into a plasma tv (I just know that's what makes it go!),  or plugging in the components of some fantastic memory board, or flying jets off the USS Ronald Reagan, or doing digital paste-up for the few remaining articles of Time magazine, or scribbling out the scores for contestants on American Idol--nobody wants to do it for the same house, same goods, and same life as everyone else.

It all goes back to the toilet brush; somebody's gotta make the damn thing--it doesn't just spout up out of the weeds. Someone has to take the time and energy to invent it, marshall the materials, draw the plans, get the workers, make it attractive to a client/the public, and put it on the market. No one is going to do it for free. No one is going to do it simply to feel like a swell person. No one's life should be constituted of such a mundane, empty thing.

Yes, we know we have to work for a living; no one doubts that. We have to provide for our basic needs of food, shelter, and medical care, at the very least--and those things require effort. Other things we may immediately desire--like self-defense, education, cleanliness etc.--require further effort. That effort results in energy expended and something created--something to eat, a drink of water, a safe place to lay your head, a fishing line, water bucket, a food storage device, a wound dressing, information and goods and more goods.

If someone wants to make something, if you want them to do it the best way, the cheapest, fastest, most desirable way--if you want it to benefit as many people as possible as quickly as possible--than you pay a profit for someone to make it--and pay a salary so that the workers can amass enough money to spend it on something they want to spend it on! And you make it and market it the best way possible to allow them the time to do something else with that money, period! How simple is that?

NOBODY should have to spend 90% of their life on subsistence living!
NOBODY should have to work twice as hard for no better than anyone else has! 
NOBODY should have to spend 8-12 hrs. a day, 5-6 days a week making kleenex, or door handles, or scotch-tape, or soap and have that be their whole life!

Communism IS subsistence living!

Not allowing people to profit how they will, according to their own values, effort, and desires, is Communism!

Taking what someone else has worked for against their will is thievery!

Not allowing people to spend their own profits from their own labor on what they desire is slavery!

NOBODY OWNS A PIECE OF ME!

Good Morning, Ponders!

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Hihihi! gang! Hee hee--I posted some things while you were asleep! (Yes, I've been up most of the night yesIamgonnagotobedPhoo! sooner or later...) You all have a great start to your week!

Hey, who has the cat/flag avatar?  Paget? ThenI thought that was Hooly... who am I missing ?(it must be somebody I nickname...) Surfie! Gram, why aren't you on my list up there--your friends miss you! And can't we get someone to fill out the row? I like things nice and even... I want 10 squares...

Pollywog looks a little vicious as CHOMP the News Gator... I'd better make her hop...

CAN I GET A GOOD MORNING HERE? WHO'S GOING TO GO FIRST?

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Sunday, October 2, 2011

See you tomorrow!

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The Obama-Holder 'problem with guns':

Despite Denials, Map Proves Deliberate Illegal Gun Trafficking by ATF to Mexico

By Katie Pavlich

This map, revealed in the White House document dump I reported about earlier today, shows the path of guns sent by ATF into Mexico from Arizona. Former Special Agent in Charge of the Phoenix Field Office has said over and over again under oath, that at no point didn't ATF allow guns to be trafficked into Mexico.
July 26, 2011:

“At no time in our strategy was it to allow guns to be taken to Mexico,” Newell said, adding that at no time did his agency allow guns to walk.

This map, proves otherwise and shows the deliberate trafficking of high powered weapons, including AK-47s and .50 caliber sniper rifles, into the hands of the most violent criminals in North America.

http://tinyurl.com/6gz2o8t

(Ribbet!)

Interesting typo/misspeak/Freudian slip with 'didn't'...

More than 100 turn out for anti-corporate protest in Seattle:

 
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This was going on about 8-10 blocks from us yesterday... And, no, we have no idea what it was about! Pollywog says she bets you could could ask any of them what 'Wall St.' is and they wouldn't have any idea what you're talking about!

Good Morning!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Good Night, friends!

Hiding...

Good Morning--and Shana Tova--Pond People!


(Ribbet!)

Hi, we seem to be having a bit of trouble up here... (and not with just our monorail...) Bear with me as I look for a solution to your posting/commenting problems--and have a lovely weekend!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Goodnight, Pond People!

'Time for bed? Yeah, right (snicker)...
I'm just waiting until he falls asleep,
so I can jazz his nose...'

Yay! Welcome to Eva and Puffin!

We  really needed a
good King Cat!

WARNING: Obama WILL Have His Palestinian state!

See What Obama Promises Arabs After 2012 Election

By Aaron Klein
 
The Obama administration told the Palestinian Authority it cannot significantly help advance a Palestinian state until after the 2012 presidential elections, a top PA official told WND.
 
The official, however, said the U.S. will press for a Palestinian state quickly if President Obama is re-elected.
 
"The main message we received from the U.S. is that nothing will happen in a serious way before the 2012 elections," said the official. The PA official said Obama "will not accept the Palestinian request of a state at the (U.N.) Security Council and cannot help on the ground for now."
 
"We were told to wait for Obama's reelection, and that before then nothing serious will happen for a state," the official continued. "But after the reelection, the U.S. said the schedule will be short to reach a Palestinian state."
 
Obama's policies toward Israel have been highlighted in local and national campaigns, with many Democrats fearing voters will oppose them due to the perception the president is anti-Israel.
 
Obama's treatment of Israel was a significant issue in the recent election of Republican Bob Turner to former Rep. Anthony Weiner's seat in a district that had not elected a GOP candidate since 1923.
 
Also, presidential contenders such as Texas Gov. Rick Perry and Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., have been strongly criticizing Obama on Israel.
 

Good Morning, friends!


Hi, Pond People! (Ribbet!)

I'm up early with a shooting pain up my leg (no, this tingle has nothing to do with Obama!) We've recovered from having Obama here over the weekend--and we had a football game at the stadium, too--so our traffic in town was a real mess!

We had that little batch of warm days and, since it's cool outside again and we're back to rain, I guess summer is over. It doesn't even think of snowing a dab until either side of Christmas, so we'll have a lovely--if cloudy--fall.

Prayers for dear Magdalene and Jen--who else is on our list? You all have a nice day!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

See you tomorrow!

This is nice to see!

Gov. Rick Perry Dancing With Rabbis to Mark First Day of Hanukkah

Here's your Daily Cat!

we scared...  ...dat Weed-Eater Man!

I can't even begin to explain it--READ UP!


Open Government Partnership and United Nations Agenda 21

Dr. Ileana Johnson Paugh

Under the noble mantra of saving the earth, the United Nations wants to change the way we live, eat, learn, communicate, move by controlling the economy, the environment, our health, and private property in the name of social equity (social justice). The ultimate goal is to have a one-world government under the aegis of the United Nations, controlled by a handful of individuals (and surprise, surprise: Kenya has a piece of it.)

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/40686

Think anybody's on our side?

Roger’s Reality Show
By Howard Kurtz

First, Ailes dialed back the Tea Party talk. Now he’s turning the GOP race into a political X-Factor—and steering the election agenda one more time.

It was part political spectacle, part American Idol, part YouTube extravaganza, a pure Roger Ailes production—and the latest sign that the Fox News chairman is quietly repositioning America’s dominant cable-news channel.

Hours before last week’s presidential debate in Orlando, Ailes’s anchors sat in a cavernous back room, hunched over laptops, and plotted how to trap the candidates. Chris Wallace said he would aim squarely at Rick Perry’s weakness: “How do you feel about being criticized by some of your rivals as being too soft on illegal immigration? Then I go to Rick Santorum: is Perry too soft?” “That’s going to get some fireworks going,” said managing editor Bill Sammon, grinning.

When showtime arrived, producer Marty Ryan choreographed the action from a crowded trailer outside the convention hall: he called for a two-shot when Wallace invited Mitt Romney to criticize Perry’s immigration stance, so the audience could watch both men’s agitated expressions. But Ryan barked, “Let’s just be on Perry,” as the Texas governor demanded to know whether Santorum had ever been to the Mexican border, capturing the moment. Afterward, Ailes phoned a top lieutenant: “Tell the team we’ve been kicking ass in these debates.”

Ailes has always been a master showman—he even gave advice on triple-checking the audio—and Fox’s partnership with Google produced striking videos, graphics, and a backstage smoothie bar. But the real eye-opener was the sight of his anchors grilling the Republican contenders, which pleases the White House but cuts sharply against the network’s conservative image—and risks alienating its most rabid right-wing fans.

More than 40 years after helping to elect Richard Nixon, Ailes is more in demand than ever as the man to see for Republicans with designs on the White House. Perry stopped by his midtown Manhattan office a few months back, Newsweek has learned, when he was still weighing whether to make a run, and confided that he was worried about being able to raise the big bucks. “Money will find you if people believe in your message,” Ailes assured him. Afterward, Ailes concluded that Perry had a look that “if he tells people he’s gonna kick their ass, he might actually do it, which is useful for a president.”

He calls it a “course correction,” quietly adopted at Fox over the last year. Glenn Beck’s inflammatory rhetoric—his ranting about Obama being a racist—“became a bit of a branding issue for us” before the hot-button host left in July, Ailes says. So too did Sarah Palin’s being widely promoted as the GOP’s potential savior—in large measure through her lucrative platform at Fox. Privately, Fox executives say the entire network took a hard right turn after Obama’s election, but, as the Tea Party’s popularity fades, is edging back toward the mainstream.

While Fox reporters ply their trade under Ailes’s much-mocked “fair and balanced” banner, the opinion arm of the operation has been told to lower the temperature. After the Gabrielle Giffords shooting triggered a debate about feverish rhetoric, Ailes ordered his troops to tone things down. It was, in his view, a chance to boost profits by grabbing a more moderate audience...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2011/09/25/roger-ailes-repositions-fox-news.html

Good Morning, friends!

 
It's a nice day at the Pond!
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Monday, September 26, 2011

Good Night, Pond People...

EAGLES UP!

Watch Our Eagle!

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'Challenger' is his name (in honor of the lost space shuttle crew) and he is cared for by the non-profit American Eagle Foundation (AEF).

He's a 'human-socialized' bird accidentally raised by the people who rescued him--after being blown from a wild Louisiana nest in a storm, as a baby in the late 1980's. Declared 'non-releasable' by federal and state wildlife authorities, he was trained by the AEF to perform educational free-flight demonstrations at high profile public events.

He's the first Bald Eagle in U.S. history that learned to free-fly into stadiums, arenas, and ballrooms during the singing of the Star-Spangled Banner. This celebrity eagle has appeared at numerous major sporting events like the World Series, Pro-Bowl, All-Star game, BCS National Championship, Fiesta Bowl, Men's Final Four, etc.

This eagle named 'Challenger' has also flown before 4 U.S. Presidents--God Bless America!
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What absolute hogwash!

Dress Witches in Pink and Avoid White Paper to Prevent Racism in Nuseries, Expert Says
By Julie Henry

Teachers should censor the toy box to replace witches' black hats with a pink ones and dress fairies in darker shades, according to a consultant who has issued advice to local authorities.

From the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz to Meg, the good witch from the Meg and Mog children's books, witches have always dressed in black. But their traditional attire has now come in for criticism from equality experts who claim it could send a negative message to toddlers in nursery and lead to racism.

Instead, teachers should censor the toy box and replace the pointy black hat with a pink one, while dressing fairies, generally resplendent in pale pastels, in darker shades. Another staple of the classroom - white paper - has also been questioned by Anne O'Connor, an early years consultant who advises local authorities on equality and diversity.

Children should be provided with paper other than white to drawn on and paints and crayons should come in "the full range of flesh tones", reflecting the diversity of the human race, according to the former teacher. Finally, staff should be prepared to be economical with the truth when asked by pupils what their favourite colour is and, in the interests of good race relations, answer "black" or "brown".

The measures, outlined in a series of guides in Nursery World magazine, are aimed at avoiding racial bias in toddlers as young as two. According to the guides, very young children may begin to express negative and discriminatory views about skin colour and appearance that nursery staff must help them "unlearn". If children develop positive associations with dark colours, the greater the likelihood that the attitude will be generalised to people, it says.

The advice is based on an “anti-bias” approach to education which developed in the United States as part of multiculturalism. It challenges prejudices such as racism, sexism and ageism through the whole curriculum and teaches children about tolerance and respect and to critically analyse what they are taught and think.

Ms O'Connor, who has worked with Newham and Tower Hamlets councils and recently devised equality material for Lancashire council's childcare service, said the approach, based on an "anti-bias" model of education, developed children's empathy and helped early years teachers to explore their own conditioning and possible prejudices.

"This is an incredibly complex subject that can easily become simplified and inaccurately portrayed," she said. "There is a tendency in education to say 'here are normal people and here are different people and we have to be kind to those different people', whether it's race, gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, age or faith.

"People who are feeling defensive can say 'well there's nothing wrong with white paper', but in reality there could be if you don't see yourself reflected in the things around you. “As an early years teacher, the minute you start thinking, 'well actually, if I give everyone green paper, what happens’, you have a teaching potential...


(Ribbet!)

I know this came out yesterday, but everyone needs to see where this lunacy has gone. Who knew?

Okay, YOU tell me what the Wizard-of-Words said...

What Did Obama Stop Himself From Saying?

By Thomas Lifson

Frankly, I hate to jump to conclusions when they involve something as ugly as anti-Semitism. So I cannot fault Obama for what he almost said in his address to the Congressional Black Caucus, but caught himself after the first syllable escaped his lips. Perhaps he had some other word than "Jew" in  mind, but I just can't come up with what that word would be. Junior executive?  

The president was in his full drop-the-g talkin' mode, and seemed to be verging on preacher-style oration. Clearly he had his mojo goin', and the words were flowin'.Watch this 44 second video clip and see what you think. Perhaps readers can come up with plausible extra syllables that the president caught himself almost saying:

 
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/09/what_did_obama_stop_himself_from_saying.html

'Ponder' this!

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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Vespurrs

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Sister Mary Joan of Arc takes tea
and a sweet!

Good Morning, Pond People!

Have a beautiful Sunday!
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Saturday, September 24, 2011

To Precious Jen,

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You have fought a manful battle and prevailed. Dear Gerry is with G*d, your kids are with you--and you are with us.

In the coming years, I hope you are proud of your fortitude and strength; I know we are proud of you. None of the decisions were easy. Thank you for providing a true standard of loyalty and love. The hardest of times often contain great beauty.

I will continue to pray for you and your family as you start your lives anew and accept G*d's choice. Everything is how it should be, as He intended. You won't be alone in this, with G*d's grace,  as we intend.

Restore yourself with His word and live with peace in your heart! 

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It's Saturday!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Good 'Nite, friends!

Have a lovely evening!


ME-shell not so 'belle':

I always wanted an accessory
that would give me a 42 inch waist...

I didn't know lap dogs were so tall...

Why do I have to support these people when I DON'T SUPPORT THESE PEOPLE?


President Obama Has Given ACORN $729,849 So Far This Year

By Matthew Vadum

The president’s new economic stimulus package, the so-called “jobs bill,” contains as much as $15 billion for radical left-wing groups such as ACORN (his former employer). Obama has been using his presidential bully pulpit to demand that Republicans in Congress “pass this bill,” even though there is no bill yet.

Despite all the rhetoric, the proposed “American Jobs Act of 2011” apparently hasn’t even been introduced in Congress.

Meanwhile, longtime ACORN ally Shaun Donovan, who heads Obama’s Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), has been showering ACORN with your tax dollars. The money has gone to Affordable Housing Centers of America Inc. (AHCOA), which is the new name for ACORN Housing. Like a con artist trying to escape his past, ACORN Housing legally changed its name last year.

ACORN Housing grew out of crime: trespassing and breaking and entering. It emerged from a 1982 squatting campaign in which ACORN built a squatters’ tent city behind the White House. Rampaging ACORN activists routinely break in and illegally occupy property already owned by others – and your tax dollars subsidize this criminal activity, as I write in my new book, Subversion Inc.: How Obama’s ACORN Red Shirts are Still Terrorizing and Ripping Off American Taxpayers.

HUD’s grants to AHCOA this year come despite a congressional ban on funding ACORN. Although the same longtime ACORN loyalists remain in charge of the massive housing conglomerate, HUD disingenuously claims that AHCOA has no ties to the ACORN network, relying on a slipshod, superficial legal memo written by someone who didn’t apparently understand how ACORN operates. And the mainstream media routinely let HUD get away with this kind of sleight-of-hand.

The most recent grant is dated Sept. 2. HUD gave $350,030 to AHCOA in Philadelphia for “housing counseling.”

In August HUD gave $300,000 to AHCOA’s head office in Chicago. The money is also designated for housing counseling.

Although the government’s USAspending.gov database identifies the grant recipient as “Affordable Housing Corp. of America,” its DUNS number (965998347) is registered to AHCOA. DUNS numbers enable nonprofit groups to apply for federal grants. Since 2003 the federal government’s Office of Management and Budget (OMB) has required federal grant applicants to obtain DUNS numbers. DUNS stands for Data Universal Numbering System.

HUD issued a $79,819 grant to AHCOA’s Miama, Florida office in March for a left-wing political agitation and indoctrination program known as the “Education and Outreach Initiative.”

AHCOA in San Antonio, Texas, will receive an undisclosed percentage of a $619,696 federal grant from the National Foreclosure Mitigation Counseling (NFMC) program. NFMC is administered by the congressionally funded nonprofit NeighborWorks.

When it was known as ACORN Housing, AHCOA was notorious for transferring funds to the most political branches of the ACORN network.

According to its tax returns, ACORN Housing gave the following grants to ACORN’s American Institute for Social Justice, which trained Alinskyite community organizers: $253,226 (2007); $67,112 (2006); $846,617 (2005); $947,609 (2004); $476,702 (2003); $566,535 (2002); $606,873 (2001); and $292,500 (2000).

more, lots more...

YIPE! Here's your Morning Cat...

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(Is that a sticker-foot?)

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

HALP!

Worst-case scenario...


Solving the Democrats' Obama Problem

By Hershel M. Chicowitz

 The worst-kept secret in Washington, D.C. is that Democrats are desperate to find a way to ease Barack Obama out of running for reelection, so Hillary Clinton can receive the nomination so carelessly denied her in 2008.  But how do you convince a failed narcissist to get out of the way so the grown-ups can take back the party?  And how do you keep the most loyal and important voting bloc, blacks, within the tent, while shoving aside the first black president?

On Friday, September 16, Rush Limbaugh said that if the Democratic establishment want to get rid of Obama, they must appeal to his ego and convince him to go on his own.  Rush has read Obama's ego perfectly, and here is roughly how it could be handled. Hillary Clinton, loyal Democrat that she is, has remained totally silent in public over her boss's floundering.  But behind the scenes, she is or soon will be scrambling from one nation's capital to another, whispering in the ears of world leaders.  Late in the winter, her hard work pays off handsomely.

Moon Rescue!

In early March, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon delivers a passionate address focusing on a new problem facing our world: collapsing currencies.  In its wake, the traditional problems of poverty, disease, civil strife, unemployment, and social justice have gotten worse.  To deal with these massive problems, in coordination with leaders of 30 major countries, he announces the establishment of a worldwide organizing and coordinating institutional body to manage the affairs of the world's leading economies. 

To the contemporary American liberal mindset, such an organization would have great appeal, as a way of keeping in check the selfish America of which they are so ashamed.  To them, it would enjoy legitimacy higher than the U.N., the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund, and even the National Football League.  It would direct programs requiring resources and responses of the world's richest countries.  They must pay their fair share.  (Sound familiar?)

In the biggest surprise of the century, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon nominates President Barack Obama to lead this organization.  He sees Barack Obama as the perfect (and indeed, the only) choice to be the first prime minister of the World Social Order Federation, which will formally begin operation in February 2013.

Shortly after this speech by the U.N. leader, Barack Obama and his Teleprompter announced to the country that solely because of the awesome responsibility thrust upon him, he most regretfully has decided not run for reelection as president of the United States.  In the same speech, Barack and his Teleprompter announce his endorsement of...drum roll, please...Hillary Clinton to succeed him as president. (Vice President Joe Biden, true to his style, responds, "This is a big f'in' deal!")

As the head of this new governing body, Barack Obama will have an unlimited budget, unlimited authority, and no Congress to thwart his plans.  His term of office is indefinite.  He will have to answer to no one.  (And the billion dollars in his campaign chest -- it is all his!) Whew!  Talk about "king of the world"! For the first time in her life, Michelle Obama is truly proud of her world.

Of course, this is an offer that The Hillary can't refuse.  With the endorsement of Barack Obama, she can say she was called back into elective politics.  ("I keep trying to get out; they keep pulling me back in.")  She runs (and wins) without angering a certain large and loyal voting constituency.  And Bill is green with envy -- not at Hillary, but at Barack Obama!  "That's the job I wanted!"  He can't get over it.  It's a win-win-win for the formerly beleaguered First Lady.  Happy days are here again, indeed!

Everybody wins (on the left). Hillary Clinton finds a way to jump over Barack Obama without looking like a racist.  Barack Obama finds a perfect way to avoid a humiliating loss, and yet get what he could not obtain as president. And the Democrats, having elected the first two black presidents (Barack Obama and Bill Clinton), elect the first female president, too.

If I had to make a prediction, at this date, I'd still put my chips on Mr. Yes-We-Can to take out the opposition and remain in the White House for four more years.  But I think that my scenario is a real possibility...a lot more likely than a comeback by Brett Favre.

Good Morning, friends!