It's a little early for a martooni but what the hey it's a special day.
Special birthday wishes from me to you. I like how Wog called you Sir Phooey. Perhaps the Queen Frog will formally knight you today and make it official.
Cut out that old man stuff. You're only 10 years older than I am! You grew up in the best of times. No wonder your heart aches the way it does for this country.
Well, let's dance, dance, dance and remember the good times. I know we'll see them again. As long as there are men like you, Phooey, we'll be okay.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PHOOEY! We know how to party! Here's a frog joke for you...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat, and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief, and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000."
The teller asks his name, and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money, and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(are you ready?)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Phooey Birthday Party! I'm bringing kazoos and martini fixings.
ReplyDeleteI just love the picture! It warms the heart of an 'old man'.
ReplyDeleteIt's a little early for a martooni but what the hey it's a special day.
ReplyDeleteSpecial birthday wishes from me to you. I like how Wog called you Sir Phooey. Perhaps the Queen Frog will formally knight you today and make it official.
Happy Birthday Phooey! :) You're 67 years young! I like older men! hehe. :) My hubby is just 4 yrs. younger than you!
ReplyDeleteHope you are not in storm Sandy's path. Stay safe, my friend! :)
Debbie, it has been windy but nice.
DeleteCut out that old man stuff. You're only 10 years older than I am! You grew up in the best of times. No wonder your heart aches the way it does for this country.
ReplyDeleteWell, let's dance, dance, dance and remember the good times. I know we'll see them again. As long as there are men like you, Phooey, we'll be okay.
:) :) :)
Paget, I get dibs on Phoo! (now you've got us gals fighting over you, Phoobers!)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Phoo, Happy birthday, Phoo Happy birthday dear Phooey--we all love you, too!
I love you Froggy!
DeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY, PHOOEY! We know how to party!
ReplyDeleteHere's a frog joke for you...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he
says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat, and go on a long
vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief, and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000."
The teller asks his name, and the frog says that his name is Kermit
Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the
bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money, and
that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She
asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink
porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager
and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims
to know you, and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as
collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(are you ready?)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack,
Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Ohhh groan.
DeleteI'm still giggling, 'Wog!
DeleteJust wanted to give Phooey a chuckle! It was a fun party! Hope everyone enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting a little worried about Froggy and WOG. Where are you? Did the Canada earthquake rattle you?
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