A contest was held for people to submit their theories on just about any darned thing they wanted to.
GRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
A contest was held for people to submit their theories on just about any darned thing they wanted to.
ReplyDeleteGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
Well, now there's an interesting idea! On the other hand, that little cutie in the picture ain't going nowhere.
ReplyDeleteLOL! A 'giant buttered cat'!!! I love it!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Eva, he's definitely stopped for maintenance!
A perpetual motion machine! Cookoo!
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